Raptor Jesus is a meme, consisting of a raptor's head crudely
photoshopped onto any picture of Jesus, that rose to fame when it
was the 900,000th post on 4chan. Some variations show him with
raptor forearms as well, but this matters very little.
As of this writing there are a number of users who claim to worship
the faith of Raptor Jesus. When our lord rises again during The
Velocirapture, heretics and worshipers of TyrannoSatan shall be
cast underfoot and disemboweled by his holy talons.
Raptor Jesus encourages you to purchase graven images and
apparel...
